Archived Message from January 18, 2000 to January 26, 2000
Hi All,
RHODA:- I will get those chapters back to you next week. I've been horrendously busy these last couple of days and I haven't even had time to catch up with reading the notebook! Shocking! By the time I do get to it it will probably read like a mini series.
Am going to Sydney tomorrow and won't be back till Monday and hopefully things will be more relaxed then.
Thanks heaps for your kind comments on my story.
TO ALL TO WHOM CONGRATULATIONS ARE IN ORDER:
CONGRATULATIONS!!!!!!
Catcha all later!
Americo -- A whole year! Congratulations! It's been interestingdisturbingenlighteningfrustratinginfuriatingenjoyable but never dull...
Life after death? Hmmm... I think you'll not be surprised at where I come in on that one. Jesus said that he came to give [abundant] [everlasting] life, and he (and the rest of scripture) was pretty specific about the way it was/is to be attained. He was also very outspoken on the results of not doing it His way, and since he created us I guess he has every right to call the shots.
In your post describing the people who make up this group you made one comment that I found very interesting, and could find disturbing -- you said: "People who get hysterical whenever they read a post which goes beyond the grasp of a conventional housewife's ideas of literature, religion, life -- "
Could you comment further on "hysterical" and -- especially -- "conventional housewife?"
Gotta go now, soak in a hot tub and have a glass of something or other, to drive off this upper respiratory thingie that's been plaguing me. It's not the flu, thank God, but I can't afford to fool around with it.
Howard
"Lebanese organic farmers certainly know their hummus!"
Americo - Gosh, has it been only a year? It seems that I've known you longer - perhaps because we are such good friends. :) HAPPY ANIVERSARY!!
*hugs*
Allein
Greetings and felicitations,
Eddie, Congratulations on the larger family! I am glad for you that all are doing so well.
Americo, Allow me to get out of character for a minute and be the one dancing on the coffee table with a lampshade on my head. Whoop-te-do!!! Good Madera! Good Party!
Seriously, It is a milestone you have passed through today. A dubious milestone to be sure, but any reason to celebrate is a good reason to celebrate. May the future find you in such voice as to surpass even what you have blessed us with here thus far.
Life after death is an interesting subject. I would believe that the chemical reaction theory had merit if we heard stories of other chemical imbalances that affected otherwise healthy people in the same way. In my experience, if something can go wrong with human physiology at one point in life, the same will happen at other times in other lives. With no evidence to the contrary, we must therefore assume that the visions of tunnels and sounds of otherworldly voices are just what they appear to be.
The fact remains that we will all know the answer to this question in good time. Be we Hindu, Muslim, Jew, Christian or pagan, we will find what we will find.
Every person who has ever lived has died, (With noteable exception) and we will certainly join them one day.
Whether Camus or Sagan believed is, of course, their own affair. I can only hope for their sakes that they are allowed another moment to choose before the final decision is made on their behalf. It is tragic that intellectuals seem to find it fashionable to deny faith in things that are beyond proof.
"There are more things in Heaven and Earth, Horatio, than are dreampt of in your philosophy." Prince Hamlet via Shakespeare.
Enjoy the party,
T.O.M.
AMERICO Happy first anniversery - you have been quit a task master for the first year, lets see what can be done then next.
Americo,
It's me....late as usual. I will say (Whispers) Happy 1st Despite Jons' jealous ranting. (It really is the green devil that has him)
The years pass quickly here on the notebook. Last Friday my daughter (Nicki) presented us with as a second grandchild; A fine boy of 7lb 9oz. Both mum and baby are doing fine.
Some of you will remember the birth of Nickis' first child Kyisha. We were all chatting on ICQ at the time. Kyisha is now a real toddler and up to so much mischief.
I got some video of the birth and later hours from Germany last night when Anita came home. Fabulous!
Perhaps we could ressurect the ICQ chats for a while. How about posting ICQ#'s back up on the notebook. Anyone who hasn't yet got the program can get it at the URL at the top of this post.
I have saved the latest posts in the various workbook sections and I PROMISE to read and comment on as much of it as I can as soon as I've finished reading it all.
Must go now, working on another JD adventure.
Later,
Ed
Happy One Year, Americo, and happy several years to all those who have been here longer than A*! You are not forgotten.
For Americo, I have thought of a poem, one I had already written...
but then promptly lost it when the fan got turned on and the sh*t just hit it full speed ahead. Of paper trails, this is the King of all. If there be swamps of forgotten cobweb covered poetry in the bowels of libraries? There be giant bogs too deep to measure here, among my things.
And in this glorious, yet wretched mess, the words I felt tweak me on the side have now run into hiding.
I reach into the darkness of the box, and feel through the mire of them, shifting, and sifting and sucking my arm down deep. But from top to bottom, I search and nothing comes forth...
because I haven't opened up my eyes. I am afraid to! THere are too many words to read. So, I will whip something off the top of my brain pan, instead.
Much safer than becoming stuck in the glue of past tears, dried ink and the stain of a once bloody heart!
Dreaming Muse
(For Americo)
Under the lash
Over eyes that blink and trip
Under songs that bend and skip
The voice, so softly blending
A call so quietly mending
What was spilled
Oh, what was spilled.
Under the leaf
Over branch that moves and lifts
Beneath sky that stirs and shifts
The voice, so softly feeling
A call so sweetly healing
What's uprooted
Oh, what's uprooted.
Under the red heart
Over beats that dance and sway
Under rhythm night and day
The voice, so truly longing
A call, so now belonging
To the muse,
Oh, to the muse.
Good day to all and what a Wednesday!
I think I'm tapped for now. Maybe a cryptic poem later to make you wonder. Make you crimp your brows.
Raise your eyes and heart to the unlimited,
and so skyward go your words.
Heather
As you read in all the most important newspapers, I am dead (you killed me by not believing in me, thank you), but since today is ghosts' day, I suppose I am allowed to say something on this important occasion.
Cannot remember what's the occasion, but never mind. Just to tell you I do not like ghosts. They are everywhere here, in this new world where I am living since I died. They make a lot of noise. I do not believe in them. I think they are a nuisance.
See you on a typical winter's night, Hereis my famous signature:
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(I think the idea of the signature was as brilliant as a REAL ghost)
I have not seen any ghosts. But I love them. Yesterday I dreamed I was a beautiful ghost. Then I woke up and made a nice cup of tea. My favorite model is Noah Campbell but I think I am prettier, aren't I, Jon? JON!
What's the topic for today?
Tonight's topic is:
have you ever seen a ghost?
My experience and opinion: I have but I don't believe in ghosts.
PS. Please stop with this nonsense about happy anniversaries. I hate anniversaries and I hate A*. He did not die yesterday (he refused to drink the gasoline I so lovingly offered him) and therefore I'll have not his hydroplane. How can I live without hydroplanes, won't you tell me?
Good morning, everybody!
I prepared a wonderful post for you to read and enjoy. Do not miss it. Here goes:
What is writing to the Notebook?
One year exactly after starting it, I wonder if the time wasted in the process is worthwhile.
It is to write to half a dozen people without much experience of the complexities of the publishing industry, but with a great deal of enthusiasm for writing.
People without a professional approach to literature, but with moving illusions.
People who get hysterical whenever they read a post which goes beyond the grasp of a conventional housewife's ideas of literature, religion, life -- but who, when touched on the heart, cry and laugh, and who, eventually, will understand that whatever I say here is for their benefit as writers (though apparently to the condemnation of their souls-- only apparently; the brightest soul in heaven is Shakespeare, I know, I was there).
People who love me and hate me (sometimes at the same time and for exactly the same good reasons), but who are invariably kind and very good at saying happy Christmas, happy birthday, happy dreams.
This is the sort of people I like. Real people and, who knows, real writers.
It has been worthwile.
Much better than the hords of literaty I have to deal with in the every day life and who sometimes also appear in the Notebook. They have published one book and think they are writers. They have published fifty books and think they are immortal, but they are less than mediocre and they cannot see it, cannot smell it, cannot know it.
To these I would never write. They make me yawn, sometimes vomit. What I need is lively human beings with real love for words, not paper mannequins.
Jack, Allein, Rachel, Avatar, Eddie, Rhoda, Jerry Lee, Jerry Ericsson, Heather, Hema, Teekay, Xavier, Cassandra, Olivia, Howard, Steve, Thomas, Pinokio, Michele, Jai, Joy, S. N. Arly, Sqrl, all those that have come and gone, who are still writing or have been eaten by their spouses-- thank you. I love you.
PS. To Jon and his wife Pussy, hoping they have a happy divorce with much blood, many kisses. And by the way, Jon and Pussy, I don't think that drinking a gallon of gasoline, as you advised me yesterday to do, is the best cure for colds.
Heather - Na, na, na, na. Were not (grins and laughter). I sent Americo an note yesterday via e-mail and wished him happy first on the 25th and then just about the time his clocked rolled into the new day. I was first, I was first (I sing and dance).
Jack - I think Americo was having some trouble getting at the notebook due to the size. It would kind of be a shame if he couldn't get on to say hiyah.
Take care all
Rachel
Hey, but I'll do the public greeting as well - AMERICO!!!!!!! Happy anniversary!!!!!! BIG HUGS!!!! (yah, yah, I know, abuse of the exclamation mark (grin, wink).
Happy First Anniversary, Americo! I'm looking forward to another year of humor, controversy, and fun.
On life after death. I think most people who know me probably already know how I would weigh in on this one. I go back to Heather's statement that her instinct tells her that there is life after death. I think we all have or at some time in our lives had that instinct. It is totally natural. But certain types of education and philopsophy can drive that instinct away.
I don't think science can ever prove or disprove this question. There have been many great thinkers who do not believe in life after death like Albert Camus and Carl Sagen, and a host of others. These brillant men have no more merit to their belief than the most ardent of fundamentalist Christians, Muslims, Jews or people of other religions who believe the opposite. Ultimately we all choose to take a side.
I think the single most factor in favor of the thought of life after death is in the human heart. To my knowledge (and there might be exceptions) every primitive culture has believed or still believes in some sort of after-life. The more advanced cultures of ancient Egypt, Babylon, Greece, and China did also. Perhaps there might have been some classical Greek thinkers who questioned it. The idea of afterlife wasn't seriously challenged until the Enlightenment when every other fundamental belief was questioned as well.
When a person is born, he thinks of himself as eternal. We do that through most of our childhood unless we have experienced the deaths of friends and family. I think deep down none of us see death as natural. Our very being cries out against the idea of death. To us it is senseless. We finally realize that our human bodies die, decay, etc., yet consciousness still lives on in some form or another. I think we have to have our brains really conditioned and worked on to believe otherwise.
In Genesis, Adam and Eve were put into the Garden of Eden. God told them if they ate of the tree of the knowledge of good and evil, they would die. They ate of it and they eventually died. I personally believe that story though I know most of you do not. Adam and Eve were created for eternity, physical and otherwise. They lost their physical lives but somewhere or another those people live on. God later identified himself as the God of Abraham, Issac and Jacob long after these men had passed away. Jesus elaborated saying that since God was the god of Abraham, Issac and Jacob, they still lived for God was not a god of the dead, but of the living.
Finally, every inch of my being tells me that there is a time and a place where all accounts are settled. Obviously that doesn't happen here on earth. We have been given minds, hearts, bodies, talents, time on earth, etc. and somewhere we are going to account for how we used all of them.
So there.
Rhoda

Your presence here over the past year has been a welcome addition and truly enjoyable experience. Hope all these good thoughts and reflections rub off and make you a shade healthier in the process. However, let us not swell either your or Jon's or Kitty's ego too much :-).
Also, noticed how big things have gotten here. I think I will wait until after all the hoopla has died down for Americo and then archive into a tabula rasa. Take care.
Hi Americo! I was the first to say it! It's already Wednesday where I am!
Snuggles and smooch
Heather
BTW, Americo, I DO know that HYDROPLANE
is what happens when you skid across the surface of the water. It is not an aircraft that I know of!!!
But I added some air-y thoughts for the heck of it and had fun doing it so there! Did you mean a hovercraft...NO I think you meant what you said. Tricky cat. Try again.
At least it got some air flapping around here.
Flap, fly, skid, try
again, I pass the goose.
I saunter up and glide around
Oooops! I tied a noose.
where did that come from? I'll have to check.
Goodnight!
Heather
Hi all, (again, I know - do I ever sleep?)
Jerry, you know I've heard it 'argued' that the chemicals in the brain upon 'dying' can supposedly account for the person hearing voices, seeing things like white light etc...but of course, no one has been able to prove that lame point. Really, it could be possible, since the brain sometimes produces and always interprets 100% of our experiences. If we had no brain that functioned, we would experience absolutely nothing. If it only functioned at 5%, then we would experience a small bit of what's going on in our realities.
But, as you may be able to tell, I do not believe that near death experiences are all in the brain.
I have read hundreds of accounts of such experiences, and startlingly similar recounts of events. Some have all sorts of things in them, most have the major points. And I have studied Elizabeth Kubler-Ross' own studies and her books. My husband had a NDE, but it was his brother dying, not himself, isn't that odd? He had the experience, and suddenly came out of it, shouting to his oldest brothers that his youngest brother was dying, and they found him floating face down in the pool, in the late fall. They pulled him out and he lived. Now that's wierd. And my husband does not tell yarns. In fact, he doesn't say much about his childhood since he has shoved a lot of it from memory. But that one remains vivid. No wonder.
OK, folks, I could rant about how I know my soul's been around for ages, how I remember past lives, and all that but I'm afraid half (3/4's?) is fantasy or whatever. And no NDE's to speak of... well, I do have one experience but that is not for sharing! (I tease, I know).
Well, I can't be 100% certain that life after death is true, but I go by instinct. And mine says yes, it is true and possible but I don't feel like going out and getting almost killed to prove it. Thanks for your stories, Jerry, you bring a freshness and honesty to this page. We appreciate it and sincerely take what you write and hold onto it. At least I do. I think what you have to say is great.
And it takes guts too.
How about anyone else - any NDE'S? How about some points lists from you guys? Make a list now, and give yourself points for all those precious things that make you an individual. Besides, they are fun to read.
And give Americo more fuel to light. He recalls past lives for fun! But he doesn't know he really was alive with Marie Antoinette, and witnessed the cake episode. And the guilletine. And how her head rolled...ewwww!
He might have had a few close shaves in those days!
Laughing all the way to the front of the bakery line.
Jerry Lee - I will remember your post for the next pink eye that ravages anyone I know. Too bad the ocean is so far from here...sigh. salt water kills bacteria, btw, which is what pink eye is from.
Heather
Americo - a little short one on life after death - just keeping with the topic of the night!
Life after Life
(fiction) By Jerry A.G. Ericsson
Is there life after death, or rather, is there life after this life. Many wonder at this subject, all wish to know for sure. I can assure each and every one of you that there is in fact life after life. How do I know, simply because I am living proof.
I all began the summer of 1973. I was begging my career as a police officer, and was assigned a training officer. My training officer was named Nick, and he was the old man of the force, having been on the job for over twenty-five years. Nick knew his shit, and I knew that if I watched him closely, I could be a good police officer, just like him.
It was my third night on duty, and as was the way in those times, I would have to work a full year before the city would put up the funds necessary to send me to the Police Academy. Nick was showing me the ropes, what to watch for, and what to pay attention to. We had been on patrol for over six hours when it began. On one of our trips down the alleys of the business district, Nick pointed out the fact that a ladder that had been laying beside the drug store was now up against the building, a sure sign that a burglar was on the roof of that building, attempting entrance through the roof. Nick outlined a quick plan of action; first, he would continue on down the alley, in case the burglar was watching, once on the next street, he would park the car and we would both exit the vehicle, and quickly and quietly make our way back to the rear of the drug store.
Nick would keep watch on the ground, while I being the youngest would climb the ladder and quietly make my way across the roof and attempt to locate the point of entrance. Once located I was to, if possible follow the burglar into the building, catch him in the act, cuff him and let Nick in the back door, so we could take him into custody and to the City jail for lockup.
Well to start with, all went well, we exited the patrol car, and Nick took up position so as to watch the back of the building and catch the burglar if he fled through the back door. I began the climb up the ladder, quietly and quickly, I made my way to the hole in the skylight of the drug store. That is where it all went wrong, what we failed to realize was that there were two men, not just one, and that the second was standing guard at the skylight. As I began lowering myself through the hole, the second man saw me, and shot me in the chest with a 12-gage shotgun.
The shock of being shot can only be compared to maybe sticking your tongue into a light socket, while someone held the ground to your chest. I dropped to the floor, and quickly lost concunsiousness.
The next thing I remember, was the total lack of pain. Then I saw the brightest light I have ever seen. I felt a strong urge to walk to the light, I heard the voice of my long dead father calling me home. God how I wanted to go into the light. Then I heard shots being fired, as Nick shot and killed the two burglars. My attention was drawn away from the light and to the floor of the drug store. I could see Nick as he cleared the area, he checked both criminals for a pulse and finding none, moved to my side. He felt my neck for a pules and found none. “Nick, “ I shouted “Let me go, don’t try to save me!”
But Nick didn’t seem to hear, he went to work giving me CPR. I knew that a shotgun blast to my chest should be fatal, I should be dead, but I could feel it as Nick worked over my still body, I felt something tugging at my heart, pulling me back into my body.
I heard my father telling me that I had to go back, there were things that I had yet to do. Then I felt it, the pain all came back, I could feel the burning searing pain in my chest, I felt the throbbing pain in my left leg that was bent behind my body, broken from the fall. I moaned, as the ambulance crew took over for Nick, putting an oxygen mask over my mouth and putting dressing on my chest where the shot had entered.
The next thing I remember is waking up in the hospital three days later, still in pain, but not so bad as it was when it happened. My wife and mother were there, standing next to my bed, my children sitting on the chairs behind them. I managed a weak hello, and felt their tears of joy fall on my hands, as they held them to their faces.
So you can say what you want, but I know – there is life after life, if there were none then explain how my dad managed to talk to me that night.
You can think what you want, you can believe what you wish, but myself, I no longer fear death. I await that glorious day when I can join dad and all the others I love on the other side.
Rachel - I'll give your kick to Nathan. :) Luckily, I haven't heard from him yet. Has that Christmas card made it's way to the post office? If not, you might have to make it a Valentine's card. Oh well. I got a cute V-day card for my boyfriend - it has a teddy bear and hearts on it. He's my little teddy bear. :)
Anyway, (((BIG HUGS)))
Allein
A little comming of age shorty:
The last Fishing Trip.
By Jerry Ericsson
The smell of eggs and bacon cooking mixed with the strong aroma of coffee. I could hear the click-clack of my mothers leg brace as she moved about the kitchen. My wife was discussing our trip home with my father, who, strangely was totally sober, I could tell by his clear speech. Damn it was good to be home, but I knew it wouldn’t last long. I was on my way to war, in a few short days I would join the troops in Viet Nam.
I rolled over in bed and lit up a cigarette. The cool menthol refreshed my mouth, and the jolt of nicotine gave me the energy to get out of bed and join my family out in the kitchen for breakfast and coffee.
As I walked into the kitchen, they all turned, I guess they weren’t used to the new me, the short hair, the fact that there was 25 pounds less of me, the tan from being outdoors in Missouri where I attended training.
I sat at the table, and my mother brought over a plate of eggs and bacon, with a healthy side of fried potatoes. Dad passed me a cup of coffee, and my wife walked over and gave me a quick good morning kiss. I began eating, god it was so good to be home after being in Army training for several months, the sergeants constantly yelling at you to hurry and eat so you can get back to training and all. It was nice to be able to just sit there and enjoy the fabulously prepared meal.
“Think the bass are biting at Baulkies dam?” my father asked, I looked up from my breakfast.
“Sure dad.” I replied, and hurried with the rest of my breakfast. Finished we went out to the garage and prepared the fishing gear, then after a quick stop at the bait shop, we drove the quick eight miles to the little dam that lay quietly on the flats just east of town.
Dad was very quiet on the drive; we both just sat quietly smoking cigarettes as the old Pontiac bounced over the prairie trail. Neither of us said a word as we unloaded the gear and carried it along the rocks that made up the dam, and provided a bed for the Milwaukee Road railroad.
We sat up, and cast our baited hooks out into the water, then sat back and listened to the birds, and insects, as they sang in the fresh spring air.
Finally after a couple of hours, dad spoke up.
“You know son, I am very proud of you, joining the Army, going off to fight in the war.”
I didn’t know what to say dad never spoke to me like that.
He went on, “When you see what your cousins are doing, to avoid service in this war, makes me sick, running across the border to Canada, staying in college when you know they will never use the education, just to avoid service.”
I turned to him, and saw a tear running down his face, it was then that I realized that he feared I might not come home, I might just die over there. My god! I thought, he might be right!
The rest of the day is kind of a blur, I can’t remember if we even caught any fish, or what we talked about the rest of the day. But I will remember forever my father telling me he was proud. I will remember that day, also because it was our last fishing trip together, for it was my father, not I who did not survive my trip to the war zone. He passed away just one week before I was to come home.
Yo all,
Americo, Sorry to hear about your flu. Don't blame me! I washed my hands before I wrote to you guys!
Honestly though, if you SCUBA dive, get into the ocean about 70 feet or so deep and stay until you hit the decompression limit. I saw it work like crazy in the Philipines. In fact, a friend of mine had pink eye so bad one morning, he told the instructor that he wouldn't be able to do it that day. He was told to sluff it off and get wet...you know those military types. Anyway, when he came back up 20 minutes later, his pink eye was totally gone! And it didn't come back!
Amazing stuff, that salt water. It must have something to do with the pressure. I've never felt better than I did crawling out of the South China Sea dead tired. The fatigue didn't last long, and I always felt like I could wrestle an alligator afterwards.
On the subject of smut, I recall my favorite line from the movie, "Annie Hall".
Annie: "Wow! You're the best lover I've ever had!"
Woody: "Yeah, I practise a lot when I'm alone."
Subtle and effective.
Later,
Jerry Lee
Did somebody say smut(grins and merry laughter). Can I play?
Heather - Yah, lets throw a party for Americo!
Allein - I'm sorry I haven't sent yah a note. I'm a real brat. You should come on down here and give me a good swift kick. This is excuse time (grins). I've just been a little busy lately.
I have a growing stack of drawings for you. I'll need to send them off.
Take care all.
Rachel
Heather - I don't have any smut yet, but I'm currently working on something between my character Chélon and his boyfriend. I do however have a story involving a 'moon'. Real life, not fiction. I was watching Sailor Moon one day (I'm sure you've heard of the series) back when I was 14 and my brother was 12 (oh so many years ago) and you know how boys are at that age. Well, she goes through her whole deal of "In the name of the moon..." whatever (I haven't watched it in a while since it got canceled in America). Then my brother jumps into the room, moons me and proclaims "I am Sailor Moon!" Boys are like this from age 10 till about 25 (some longer).
I'm turning 18 in about a month - March 5th. I can hardly wait to buy my first lotto ticket and for the first time one of my friends asks me to buy cigarettes for them. I don't smoke, but I have friends who do.
Anyway, *hugs* to all and a scratch behind the ear to Jon.
Allein
Americo - you have a hydroplane and you didn't tell me?
Sheeeesh!
I hang glide, if that counts. Ten points.
But not lately, so go back and take two points off.
I do not own a dog that sticks its' head out of the car window on the highway minus 2 points.
I do not hang my laundry (especially lingerie or underwear) on the clothesline in the summer plus 8 points.
I would rather fly in a biplane than a 747 - plus 6 points.
I only have a fear of heights when I have to climb a ladder to scoop out the evestroughs plus 4 points
My eves troughs are full of leaves and snow minus 2 points.
I do not own a parachute minus 4 points
I have never had the urge to fly in a hot air balloon plus 6 points
I will not bring my snowboard with me on sky dives plus 10 points
I hate it when the starter chute doesn't open and I have to rely on the spare minus 4 points
I have dreams of sky diving and landing on a house, only to be split in two, both sides living, seeing on both sides of the house at once - and I was only scared the first time I had the dream plus 10 points.
In space, they only hear you if you scream inside the shuttle minus 10 points.
I bark at the moon on the first date minus 10 points
All the clouds look like bunnies and mushrooms minus 10 points
I have stared into the sun many times as a child and I have mediocre eyesight plus 8 points
I have looked at a solar eclipse through welding goggles only and seen it on TV minus 4 points
I dance naked under full moons often plus 20 points
I dance fully clothed under the moon no matter the fullness minus 2 points
I have not sky dived or hang glided in the dark minus 8 points
I breathe air, no points.
I cough air no points
I sneeze, and plants wilt plus 4 points.
OK, let's let Americo add that up!
Heather
Ahhhh, where oh where are the beastishly long posts?
Allein and Avatar, I am glad you were not offended - and yet I thought after I realized my mistake of posting it in the notebook, I had better add a warning, just for the heck of it. Just to be 'politically correct' what ever that is. (Ha ha ha) I too have seen my share of that genre, dare we call it that?
Good thing I haven't written smut here, for certain there would be a few grabbing their chests and ... wait - no
not in desire, you people - in a heart attack!
If I ever decided to write for a smutty magazine, the pages might burn. My book - yes, the one in the closet - has the steamiest 'scenes' in it I have ever read - and I've read enough to know. The entire chapter four is very explicit. In fact, the sex scenes ARE chapter 4, and not a short chapter. Sometimes I wonder where I keep all these sizzlers. And, no, not in my pants.
Anyway, off to cool my imagination. Heh heh.
Hema - thanks for the note - imagination is what keeps me young. Not that I'm 100 but sometimes I feel I've been alive so long there's no way I could have any living relatives left. But that is a trick of the mind, and I have children, and living grandparents even.
Perhaps I am a very strange person. Perhaps not.
Perhaps tomorrow we should blow Americo away with our ingenuity and give him a one year celebration he shan't forget in a day. Or another year.
What say you, guys?
What on this green and blue and grey and brown and silver Earth can we do for his one year?
I'm tapped for the moment. I will no doubt think of something. What was that smut we were just talking about?
Hmmm.
OK Allein, post us some of your 'smut'!!!
Burn A*'s ears right off!
Or his....
And all posts must include the moon in some form or other - could be the full buttock moon, that would suffice! :--)
Heather
Heather - Yeah right, like I'm faint of heart. I've been reading graphic smut since I was 13 and writing it about as long. Well, maybe not smut, but similar stuff.
Hema - I like your poem. :)
Allein
"Weasling out of things is what separates us from the animals - well, except the weasel."
- Homer Simpson
Hey all - I think we better keep the noise of the party down, or the guest of honor will not be able to make it!
Americo - You poor thing. Hang in there (a very big hug for you).
Take care all
Rachel
hi All,
THANK YOU for encouraging me Heather and Avatar.
Heather, child , thou art bles't with imagination.
Tonight's topic is
Rites of Passage.
And,
Is there life after death?
Here's my opinion: no, no and no.
Pussy thinks that perhaps, perhaps, perhaps.
A* just asks us to go away, he has a headache. But we cannot leave him just like that. Not before he leaves me his hydroplane. (He has one of those... I love hidroplanes.)
To all those who are organizing the party for tomorrow commemorating my first anniversary here— please do not make so much noise, I have a headache. Jon and Pussy are holding my hands. They have been discussing if I'll die because of this flu or because of something else. Not a very nice topic for a moribund. See you in heaven!
Heather - Bwa, ha, ha, ha - BWA, HA, HA, HA, heheheheheh!
Take care you
Rachel
All those suffering from flu/cold/etc. - I send you all my warmest regards.
Take care guys-n-gals
Rachel
Heather- Faint of heart? Me? I'll have you know that I read Terry Goodkind!
(If you don't get it, ask me later)
Actually I just liked the sound of the word. One of my favorites. That and maybe something I did in my past life.
Hema Ati- chilling, very chilling ;)
later all
-Avatar
Yes, everyone, I did a boo-boo,
I posted the 2nd version of an SM** story in the notebook
instead of the workbook...Call me exhausted last night.
Sorry! But I think it worked out - since I like the first version better and the second can get archived or erased!
Tee hee hee.
Check in tonight after (sigh) work and see all the words of wonder and delight you all have posted since now!
Ahhhh, having the means to talk to all of you illustrious writer kin, that is worth all the worry of computer murder.
Murder? Did I say that? Computer death. I wouldn't - no, shhhhh! I wouldn't KILL this machine. Not me!
Just in my dreams sometimes.
hee heee heh he heh heheheh heheeeeeee (crazy Ren and Stimpy tm laughter)
Rachel and Teekay - where has the laughter been lately?
Missing your cackles.
Heather
Hi!
Hema, I liked your poem...
and the threat of a wolverine in the machine
is indeed
frightening! (I know the bite of its' teeth is fierce)...
Jerry - I think you're right about the first version of Wine 2 being better, though A* thinks it too long.
Hope you feel better soon, Jerry - it must be online that the flu is passing around - though not quite sure how. Another topic for a shortie?
And honey in tea is wonderful. Not only that, but my son is watching his Winnie the Pooh movie, and honey is the thought of the day!
Now Winnie the Pooh - he was/is quite a character!
Did anyone read the Tao of Pooh? Innocence and joy are the underlying wonders of his person.
An excellent book, worth reading five times.
Morning all, and top of the snow pile to you - much nicer than the bottom!
Heather
chilling(version1/24/00)
Land as far as
the eye can see
blanketed in snow.
lake as far as i know
is a potential ice f(l)oe.
frost drip-
d
r
o
pp
-ing from icicles,
(actually winters
creepy tentacles)
wind a sworn enemy,
All have conspired
to keep poor me
trapped indoors
But I find something
more frightening
than a death by freezing ,
than a wolverine ,
is my slow machine*
and
death by system hanging!!!!!
(* computer)
Americo - Damn, now I came down with the flu, haven't figured out yet how the germs came across the www, but they must have, as I rarely if ever leave the safety of my home. Must have come from you. Well maybe not.
Heather - liked the second version to, but the first had some quality, I just can't put my finger on, but seemed more real somehow.
WARNING
BELOW POST IS FOR 18 and OLDER ONLY!
Better not look, Allein, Avatar, and all you too faint of heart.
Strawberry WIne, part 2 (shorter version) (2.2 for Hema!)
(c) Heather Myles 2000
"Come and see the grove now, Bella?" he said, taking her hand. She nodded yes, but was quiet.
The rows of berries in the moonlight were indeed a wondrous sight, so carefully tended, so luscious in the moonlight.
Ethan lay out a blanket, and the two sat together in the warm night breeze, listening to the crickets. They were sending messages, and singing songs of love and joy.
Soon the new couple began to kiss, their fist kiss of all. But she drew away, hiding her face from him.
"What is it, my treasure?" he asked.
She hesitated. "Ooh, Ethan! I know nothing of love! I'm still a virgin, and I am so inexperienced with all of this, even a kiss!" she sighed, the blush in her cheeks visible even in the darkness.
"Do you trust me?" he asked, his hand upon hers.
"Yes, yes, I do, and I don't want to leave," she replied, looking at him.
"Then will you kiss me, again?"
"I would love to do more than that, Ethan, for you are who I have been looking for all of my days."
And with that they fell to the blanket, and the song of the crickets grew louder.
Suddenly, a loud cry rose up from the strawberry grove, and every cricket for ten miles fell silent. For crickets are the first to know everything on a summer's sultry night.
***
"OH, Ethan,the moon really is alive," she sighed, as he rolled from on top of her softness.
"Bella.." he whispered, caressing her face.
"Oh, oh dear! I feel a dam has broken inside of me, and I'm frightened!" she exclaimed, pulling from his touch and rising to her feet in a hurry.
"What have I done to you?" he cried, seeing the blood pouring down her thighs, dripping to the blanket. She stepped onto the hay that was lain between the rows of berries.
"It hurts!" she groaned, and held her arms out to him. He threw his sweater over her, and took her into the house, leaving the rest of their things where they lay.
In the field, the crickets sang songs of love and joy, and of the water of the heart.
****
The next day, in the heat of mid-afternoon, Ethan tread among the berries searching for their clothes.
"I was sure they were...right here," he said to himself.
And there in the middle of a row, was a patch of berries that he did not remember seeing, for he was a doting farmer of strawberries. Close by lay the missing clothing. He bent to inspect the cluster of plants, and noticed they were of an unusual colour - more like cherries than strawberries! Such and orange-red shade. As he lowered to inspect the plants, he saw the stain. The stain of a large pool of blood, soaked into the hay, all around the base of the new strawberry plants. They had grown overnight.
****
"This is the best batch of strawberry wine I've ever tasted, my love," Bella giggled, sipping a small mouthful.
"As well it should be," he replied, kissing her, "It is the full of the moon tonight, and almost exactly a whole year since the night we were first in each other's arms!"
"Tell me, Ethan, did you add red dye or something to this batch?" she asked, peering at the wine in the delicate crystal glass.
"No, my treasure, that is but the colour of our love," he smiled.
The End.
Better, Americo?
Shorter, at least.
Heather
Wait - Americo; you mean I should have put in less detail!
I skimmed the posts too quickly, I think.
OK, so I am long-winded. A novelist. So be it!
But shorties are fun. And they are finished sooner and thus a satisfying little project.
Perhaps I could shorten the short story (Wine, pt2)
more, edit out some in-between stuff. OK, I will try...
Got to pack a fast punch, with these ss' huh?
I'm winding up.
Heather
Hello, all you writing maniacs - and all you maniac writers.
How are my notebook friends this fine evening ?(Full of cold blowing snow and I'm inside - warm) and finally my socks are dry. Got snow down the side of my boot on the way to a work meeting and two hours later I was able to break free of the strange conglomerate of employees to run home to fresh socks. Ah, the simple pleasures.
You would think I'd wear thigh high boots with the accumulation going on out-of-doors. But they are not as comfortable as they look - ha ha ha.
So, do the rest of the notebookers agree? My story (part 2) is too drawn out? Or I could not put enough detail in to make the story come to life? You dirty-minded folks can put any meaning you like to that one...
Avatar, I have no idea why I sound familiar to you - could there be an evil twin of mine (a - OHHHH LORD HELP US-doppleganger?) roaming the hills? No, it was me the whole time...
Nice to meet you too, Avatar. They say an avatar is a Master. In India and other countries, the Master can do many enlightened works. I am not such a Master, but I like the philosophy. Maybe someday.
Or does the name Avatar come from sci-fi reading?
I ramble, I correct my speeeling.
I am off now, fine feathered fowl
I mean friends!
Just a lame joke, I feel just as lame at the moment...
Heather
Oya vey...(sigh)
Okay, (cracks knuckles)-ouch-I am ready to type for about (cranes head in direction of clock) fifteen minutes. At which time the doors to the library will close and I will be out on the street.
Heather- You know, you remind me of someone. And I wish I could say who, but it really makes me think of you as a friend. So, hello! (wind tunnel effect)
Americo- hot tea and honey. Universal cure for sore throat
Oya vey...(sigh)
Okay, (cracks knuckles)-ouch-I am ready to type for about (cranes head in direction of clock) fifteen minutes. At which time the doors to the library will close and I will be out on the street.
Heather- You know, you remind me of someone. And I wish I could say who, but it really makes me think of you as a friend. So, hello! (wind tunnel effect)
Americo- hot tea and honey. Universal cure for sore throats. Allergic to honey? Little bit of lemon juice.
Allein- (this is for the Japanese Haiku) Ever heard of Ooey Gooey the Worm?
(disgusting stuff I warn you)
Ooey Gooey was a worm
Mighty worm was he
He sat upon a railroad track
Train he did not see
Ooey Gooey!
And I sang this when I was a kid!
Shadows dead? Naaah...-whimper- please say no, pretty please say no...
Hema Ati- Thanks. Will try to look in on it ;)
All- I've never really gotten the hang of writing on the Net. I always end up trying not to insult anyone or get anyone mad at me. That's the way I am. So, uh, I hope no one will mind if I don't care anymore?
Later all
-Avatar
Now I'm writing on my own behalf. I got frustrated when I tried to post something to the workbook last week. I tried to add to my Dragon posts, both in the short story archive and the SM archive. Neither of them too. Aaarrrrg!
Someday I will update the stuff I have in the Workbook. But not on this computer. Perhaps tonight.
Good afternoon everyone. I just wanted to see how everyone was doing. It looks like the cold and flu are going around.
Viper Six asked me to inquire as to how many of you have read his stuff. He has no internet access right now and asks that you send any comments to me. He plans to become a member here when he gets his own computer.
Speaking of writing, my manuscript (which I need to update in the Novel Workbook), is up over 90 formatted MS pages. I was enjoying reading some of the things in the Workbook, I just wish more of us posted regularly
Greetings and felicitations,
Americo and Rachel, It happens that I am not Canadian. I flew over western Canada once in the early 80's on my way to Alaska, though.
I consider myself a man of the world, taking the best from every culture I sample to my bosom and calling it my own. English stiff-upper-lip, Italian passion, Mexican food, Greek thought and Indian calm. The old saying, "A man is the sum of his experiences" applies easily to me for better or worse.
Jerry, My best to your wife in hopes that your wish is fulfilled for her.
Americo, Care for yourself with tenderness and compassion. The best medicine is already in you.
It strikes me that we have at our disposal a unique group of talent.
The news today showed a group of schoolchildren who learned to knit and are donating quiltwork blankets to the less fortunate. Could this diverse group not help in some way?
T.O.M.
Howard! That was a slip and a half. When I read that I laughed right out loud. I can't believe that (I shake my head with a smile). My brother has been a bother all my life. He is older than I am, but I spent most of my youth defending him. He was just one of those people that other people seem to want to beat on. When my folks would go away I was left in charge, yup the responsible one, he had to run things by me. Funny part is, he never seemed to have a problem with this, but then I've been watching out for my sibs all my life. It's what I do (grin, wink). Yes, my brother was a bother, and sometimes I guess he still is, but I love the guy.
Take care you.
Rachel
Rhoda,
I've received your e-mail and I'll answer it.
I've also read your post on the Notebook. You have given everyone a good lesson in humbleness. You are a brave woman. I hug you brotherly.
People: do not let the Internet soften your sense of commitment and the moral qualities which you certainly have in real life. A promise is a promise is a promise. A collective work is something to be carried out until the end. Literature is the best reflex of life: hard and sometimes disappointing. But no one is allowed to throw the towel in this game.
Eddie, I'm enjoying your Jack Dooley's episodes. That's professional stuff. I believe they are ripe for consolidation.
Heather, your tendency to write novels instead of short-stories is clear in your "Strawberry Wine". Shorties are hardly compatible with too much dialogue or too many details. Have a look at my own "Moonflowers", a quick draft I wrote on the Notebook on the 15th November. We really love the moon!
Rachel, Allein and Jack: thank you for staying with me until the end of the S* project. Even if we cannot get a publisher for it (which I doubt...), we did it! And that was the most important thing.
And now let's join our hands and sing together: "For she's a jolly good fellow... and so are all of us!"
PS: tonight is flu recipes night. Besides the flu I also have pink eyes (at least one pink eye). That came providentially. Without that I should have to accompany some friends to a "fado night". It consists of the following: you go to a lousy restaurant and have a lousy Portuguese dinner, accompanied by lousy Portuguese wine, and followed by lousy Portuguese folklore and the famous lousy Portuguese fado song. Some people like it, I prefer a lousy coca-cola in your lousy company. (The lousy is because of the flu.) The morale is the following: even the flu has positive sides.
Rhoda,
I've received your e-mail and I'll answer it.
I've also read your post on the Notebook. You have given everyone a good lesson in humbleness. You are a brave woman. I hug you brotherly.
People: do not let the Internet soften your sense of commitment and the moral qualities which you certainly have in real life. A promise is a promise is a promise. A collective work is something to be carried out until the end. Literature is the best reflex of life: hard and sometimes disappointing. But no one is allowed to throw the towel in this game.
Eddie, I'm enjoying your Jack Dooley's episodes. That's professional stuff. I believe they are ripe for consolidation.
Heather, your tendency to write novels instead of short-stories is clear in your "Strawberry Wine". Shorties are hardly compatible with too much dialogue or too many details. Have a look at my own "Moonflowers", a quick draft I wrote on the Notebook on the 15th November. We really love the moon!
Rachel, Allein and Jack: thank you for staying with me until the end of the S* project. Even if we cannot get a publisher for it (which I doubt...), we did it! And that was the most important thing.
And now let's join our hands and sing together: "For she's a jolly good fellow... and so are all of us!"
PS: tonight is flu recipes night. Besides the flu I also have pink eyes (at least one pink eye). That came providentially. Without that I should have to accompany some friends to a "fado night". It consists of the following: you go to a lousy restaurant and have a lousy Portuguese dinner, accompanied by lousy Portuguese wine, and followed by lousy Portuguese folklore and the famous lousy Portuguese fado song. Some people like it, I prefer a lousy coca-cola in your lousy company. (The lousy is because of the flu.) The morale is the following: even the flu has positive sides.
BTW - Rachel -- Was that a Freudian slip? Your *bother* got married? :-)
I married *my* 'bother' 34 years ago, and she still 'bothers' me --- and I *love* it! :-)
howard (just picking)
Hi --
At work now, so I can't spend much time here.
Jack -- My mother still whips up a batch of flax seed and honey whenever anyone in the family is sick. It's bad snough with the honey in it -- can't even (don't wish to) imagine what it would be like without it! I don't even dare sneeze around her any more!
Then there was Mother Grey's powders, and Kepler's Codliver Oil. Foul stuff! I think I'd rather be sick!
Now I just drink lots of hot tea (sometimes with a bit of rum in it) and sweat it out.
Teekay --
I haven't forgotten your story -- it's good! Both versions. I haven't decided which one I like best.
Randall -- Someday I'll tell you about my uncle and me, and the electric fence around the hog pen.
howard
Hi all - Wow, what a weekend! I am glad it is over. My bother got married (late night), next day we had about a million things to do, hockey, soccer and lunch with the ladies on Dan's side of the family... Sunday, hockey, hockey and more hockey. Hockey in the morning (my sons team won) then home for food, get changed, send extra children back to their own homes then down to Vancouver for a second hockey game a GM Place. That's a pretty big deal for the kids. They like to play where they see their hockey heros in action. My little guy socred a goal. He was just glowing! After that we hung out downtown a bit, got some dinner and then back for the hockey game. Yup, Vancouver lost, what a drag! After that home and fall into bed. This morning hockey again. Yup, the dreaded 6am practice. The practice went long and that was fine I was having a nice little chat with one of the other parents. So that was my weekend.
Take care all
Rachel
Americo! Hang on, I'm rushing to your side with a very worried look on my face (smiles and a hug). Naw, I know you'll be fine. Still I send you masses of good energy. I can't have you down with the cold/flu/virus (smiles). That will not do. We need you here to keep things action packed. Take care of yourself and try to rest.
All - I didn't use the spell check, just wrote this post on the spot, so please excuse any muck, mucks.
T.O.M - Are you really Canadian? Are you still out there?
Hugs to you
Rachel
I had to giggle at your post in the workbook Jerry!
'Very interesting...' !
I have a feeling it made you blush!
Whooops - it is a bit on the sensuous side.
(Like Jeff Foxworthy said once - his favourite word was "'sensuous'... 'since-she-was' up, get me another beer!")
I am laughing away over here, in my little 'office'. If it could be called that!
And now, ladies and gents, and any other life forms, my son has decided to tip over a pile of puzzles, so I need to help him pick them up!
bye!
Heather
Hi! Jack is correct, herbals really help. I usually take Echinacea capsules for the first week of every month during cold season, and I also take sea kelp every day, and evening primrose oil too. I can't stand the taste of flax seed oil either, but flax seed on it's own (unpressed) on top of my morning heavy duty grain cereal does the trick!
My kids won't touch Echinacea, no matter what I have done to hide the taste, or the consistency - it is rather like eating ashes. Yuck!
I have also tried Milk Thistle for detoxifying (and a few other concoctions...) the liver, which helps get rid of those after the cold blahs. But the flu bug bit through all those regimens, so I am back to square one, beginning my regimen over - didn't go near most stuff during the flu since it just came back for a visit anyway!
Have a healthy day, everyone..
I am off to the dentist soon YAYAYAYARGRGGGHHHH!
There is a small cavity forming and I for one, would rather see it gone, not filled - but alas, I must gather my courage and open wide.
Pray for me...!
Jerry - good to see you back! Looking forward to your story.
Heather
p.s. Oh, and 1000 milligrams of DHA capsules. My compromise with my masseuse and homeopathic doctor since I cannot stand the taste of flax seed oil.
Americo: I am marshalling mass quantities of healing energies and sending them in your direction even as I type. As for what I do in times of somatic stress, hmmmmmmm, well, I make sure I have my daily intake of 3 grams of vitamin C, 800 mg of E, a multi specifically targetted for men, Lycene for dry eyes of men going into their forties and sitting way too long in front of a computer and top it off with some ginko. And I have had my flu shot. Other than that, if a bug actually squeaks through, which happens maybe once every two or three years, I eat lots of chicken soup, take a special healing concoction that I got from my local herbal shop (Tenzing Momo in Pike Place Market actually). And after all of that, if nothing else works, I go sit in the hot tub with equal measures of Myers Rum, steaming hot water, lemon juice and a bit of sugar in a very large cup and after I am baking both inside and out go crawl under the covers of my water bed and pile those covers high and sweat the whole thing out. Oh, and I probably add a melatonin in here for good measure just to make sure I sleep. The bugs usually run kicking and screaming at this point and I wake up six to ten hours later rung out, sticky with sweat and cured and not good for much of anything for the whole next day.
Bon Appettit :-)
Americo,
I simply cannot ask forgiveness for leaving Shadows. I don't regret that decision at all. For everyone, that worked out for the best.
However, I do ask your forgiveness for some of the critical and unflattering statements I have made on the Notebook concerning yourself. That was wrong of me. I also ask your forgiveness for not properly communicating to you my concerns about the Shadows project. I also ask your forgiveness for any inconvience that my leaving the project has brought to you.
I really thought that my writing was not compatable with the Shadows project. I was not able to give you what you needed for it, Americo, or at least that was the impression that I had.
I do not wish to be at odds with you. I enjoy most of your posts on the Notebook. I just hope that we can go on from here in a more amicable tone.
All the best,
Rhoda
Greetings - looks like a slow weekend. Spent this Sunday at my mothers, as usual, played a bunch of pinochle - began with six handed, then five and ended the day with 4 as the family began to drift off to their own homes. Overall it was a good day. I am now working on a short story taking place mostly in an Army Mess Hall, it is getting a little longer then I anticipated, but then you know how that goes, sometimes the story takes over the writer. I think you will enjoy it though. Should be done within the next few days if all goes well.
Jerry
Hi Jeremy! Hope you get more feedback too.
Where is everybody? I just came back from writin' and see only one message after mine, hours ago...
guess it's that serene sunday I mentioned.
see everyone on monday.
keep the spirit always lit.
Heather
I also tried my hand at a poem and now realize how simple and generic it really is. Oh well, it was fun writing it, even if it is a little depressing (both for subject and talent).
The website is some other stuff I have online under the nic JO Cool. Nice to meet you Heather and I hope to get some feedback from others on my two new entries in the short story section.
Have a good one!
Another tip, Americo,
my SM** Strawberry WIne part 2 may warm you and take the edge off that cold!
Hee hee.
We shall see.
Heather
Hello, fellow scribblers, a Sunday evening, quiet and serene - but I hear Americo sneezing! All the way to Canada.
My friend, you must wrap yourself in woolies. Boil water and make tea, or Neo-Citran. (that is a hot lemon drink with aspirin and cold medicine)... and find a big box of tissues, and then whine to your mate. For the flu, follow the above-mentioned steps, with the addition of finding the bowl to throw up into, and a cool, damp towel to wipe thy forehead with. And contac C or gravol might help!
My thoughts are with you in your terrible suffering. Especially since I might have passed the flu through these most advantageous channels of the modem. My apologies!
Heather
Americo - When I'm sick, I complain a lot. :) Seriously though, just get plenty of rest (if you can) and drink fluids. Oh, and take vitamin C after you're better. It boosts the body's immune system so it can ward off the flu or cold or whatever you have. I give you a ((((BIG HUG)))) and I hope you feel better soon. :)
Allein
Who said S* is dead? You must be kidding! You should already know that nothing I lay my hands on dies. What I said is that John McIntyre is dead -- but only as a mere Notebooker. Not S*. And not John McIntyre as author. A bit criptic, I know. Have a nice cup of tea and you'll feel better.
I have a cold/flu/Influenza -- you name it. Cannot be on the computer long. Just enough to wish you all a happy Sunday.
We had a lovely week but now we must go back to "reality". Characters' creation is a difficult thing and must be dealt with wisely. Stop with that for some time and do not be afraid. (Jon and Pussy are not characters, they are Notebookers, and so is T.O.M -- long time no see, T.O.M: how's your beautiful Canada? If it's from Canada you write of course).
May I suggest that we speak about detective and mystery novels? Do you like them? Do you write them? Any good authors you may recommend? How about going to the convention at "La Maison Verte" in France? (See post below, or perhaps already in the latest archive). If the lady who published that post here makes a very good discount for us, Notebookers, it would be interesting for some of us to meet there, eat some snails and frogs'legs (French cuisine delicacies -- I love them) and perhaps try on one another the best tricks of the detective and mystery genre.
This is a good theme for a novel (though too similar to S*) and I am forced to reserve it for myself. Maybe I'll propose it as a new round robin (we have no thriller in the WorkBook). So behave yourselves, send me greetings for my first anniversary as a Notebooker (on the 26th January), and maybe I'll present you with "Crime and Kiss at the Maison Verte" soon. I said maybe.
Following the wise advice of prestigious Notebookers, I must copyright this post.
Here goes the sacred sign:
© Américo Guerreiro de Sousa
PS. What do you people do when you have a cold? Besides taking aspirins of course.
any time, Rachel
((HUG))
Heather - Hi you, thanks (smiles).
Take care you
Rachel
Hi Randall - I too enjoyed my great Uncle's farm when I was a kid and loved to see the kittens running everywhere, hanging about in the barn. They had lots of dogs and cats, and cows and pigs and i think sheep but it's been ages since I've been there. I remember my brother and my cousin and I all went playing in the grain silos that were pretty much empty at the time, and OOOHHH my, the sheath/husks of the wheat or grain all got stuck inside our clothes and when we had to leave we itched so badly all the way home it was torture! But it was so fun when we were playing!
Later everyone,
off to do some household drudgery.(cleaning)
Heather
Rachel -! I'm not sure of the trouble you speak of about your cousin, but I wish you well and smooth sailing now.
And; one query letter is more than I've sent.
Be glad you took that first step and mailed it without turning back and reaching into the mailbox to retrieve it!
I thought the letter was for your own work, so that is why the questions about canadian publishers - and I sorely feel your pain. I feel every tear of so many, so many I fear someday it will be one tear too many that I have taken upon my small back and I will be crushed like some tiny version of Atlas. Not that I am that brave or strong, but I still take on the woes of anyone who calls out for understanding - I try my best. I can not resist the cries for help and I must answer.
Guillame, wherever you may be, take heed that two of the notebookers have heard your cries, and have responded with support and understanding.
To all out there;
Mothers just know. There is not a tear in the whole Universe that is not felt by a mother, especially the Mother of all...all you religious ones will know who I speak of. Her arms are the size of the whole of all eternity. Her head is crowned by 12 stars.
Heather
Hi all - Oh I am having an evening and then I read this post by Guillame.
Guillame - Bye you. I wish you well I can only hope that yo find all that you are looking for. Best of luck to you.
All again - My heart also aches. I wish I had a voice with which I would dare speak.
Americo, John, Jon, Pussy and all the others, I admire you in your daring!
You Americo are brave and true. Anyone who wishes to know and has the attention will know who you are. I can by now scent your writing at 50 paces. As is the case with most writers on this page.
I like this game, but I need to say to Guillame - Don't bring down the Portcullis on all that is you. You were made welcome. Please stay. Don't let the world that is literatire crush you. Do not die, do not bow down. I put out my heart felt plea to you.
I have heard your cry and know it well. A heart that screams in the night. I am sure that none of us are a stranger to this
The feeling the words that drive us from our beds wide awake while our beloveds sleep and call our names (isn't that weird shit)? Maybe I should get to bed much earlier, guess its good it's me he cries out to...
Anyway Guillame, if you are anything like any writer I have ever enocoutered you will look back at this page, and when you do I want for you to see that I read your words, I heard your screams and that I wish you well
Fond thoughts and best wishes
Rachel Olson.
To all who will hear my cry: The voice of who I am screams in the night, all through the day, it does not ever fade away.
It cries to all who do not hear, you do not hear it is your fear, for trembling that my words will sear, and sear, oh sear, oh sear they must, in order to gain thy trust.
How I wish for once, that I could but gain thy trust, that I could, but open the music of my life in your mind, that, so you my love could find, what it is that is real.
My love, my love Oh please do feel, all that I am to you, all that you are to me, do not leave me so lonely.
Do you hear me? Can you feel what it is that makes me real. I thought my writing would make me whole, but all it does is make a hole, not make me whole.
... So we are often told, seek and yea shall find... the ramblings of a disturbed mind.
Must the pain of each artist be so profound, in order to express all they have found. The beauty of their very soul. Oh God, oh God please no...
Farewell my friends
At least for now
With my love and fears Guillame.
DKO.
Heather - I am looking for American publication. I will look at Canada with my own work. This is an international project and the agreement was that we would look to the states. I think maybe I would feel better, a little less out of my depth if it were my own country.
All - Please to all Americans, don't try to tell me it is the same. It is not. Everything is different when it is not your own country. Canada and the States are very different places.
Today I sat at a table with my much liked cousin from Dallas Texas. She was attacked from all sides and to her surprise I came to her aide. Seems a theme in my life right now. Aide comes from where you expect it least. I was able to come to her side with facts and statistics. She was being smashed to pieces and I could not stand it. Ignorance makes me sick. You can attack blindly or you can listen with open ears and a shut mouth. Damn, I think I'll stop I'm getting pissed.
I will not give up, but I am feeling frustrated and aggrivated. I'm not sure what to do. One querey letter is nothing. It is NOTHING! I need to send out so many more.
I think I'm feeling blue (grins). I'm not used to this, it's been a long time
Ciao for now
Rachel
Hi! Rachel - just had to clear this up quick - I wasn't terribly mad to begin with and actually, I could tell it was Americo posting John's posts after the second one or so. But a conspiracy - that was news! I think I sounded a lot more perturbed than intended - mostly in jest! (pehaps I should stick to comedy)...
AND CONGRATS FOR sending off your query! YAHOOOO! I am so happy for you! I will help you any way I can! I have writers market 2000 and I've read it cover to cover quite thoroughy,(and made menu cards for potential publishers for my novel already...) plus I read any book about publishing (or article) I find/seek out as well...but I didn't know there are so few agents in Canada!
But you know what? Don't let that bother you one bit!
You GO girl! You don't need an agent! Are you submitting to Canadian publishers first? That's what I'm going to do - especially ones that only publish Canadian literature - I figure take what advantage I can of being from this grand Country! And if I flop, then I'll try the U.S.!
There is less competition in Canada - as there is a smaller population than the U.S.
I am so happy! FOR YOUUUUUU! :-) :-) :-)
you deserve a million happy faces. I am behind you 100%!
(I happen to be a staunch supporter of all friends gathering up their courage to do something that takes a lot of passion, hard work, bravery and stamina). Hoooray!
Oh, yes - and no, I wouldn't come to the defense of the mouse unless it was a terribly unfair battle (injured mouse...) and I think A* is funny and cool, like you and my new friends...
*****
Hema and Randall - you aren't alone, I was in the workbook for quite a while composing (I like that word) my second part to Strawberry Wine in SM**
Americo will be smiling and a little shocked.
For the teenagers: please ask parental consent if you choose to read the Rated R version of Strawberry Wine, part 2 that is. (Ok, it wouldn't be 'R' but definately not rated 'family'!)
Alright: My warning has been given, the muse has been heard, and I, for one, am tired!
No covering eyes, unless you think I'd ever write smut.
NOT ON YOUR LIFE!
Have a good night, everyone, and the call of the muse only awaits an open ear and a warm heart.
Happy dreams,
Heather
HEY! WHERE IS EVERYONE! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Are Hema Ati and I alone in the Saturday Night world of Writers Notebook? You know I can't stand silence. HEY! Anyone out there?
Oh well... Say, glad you asked how I my week was (went?). Not bad, not bad. Heard an interesting story thought. Wanna hear it?
Too bad, here goes. Well, (My English teacher said never start a sentence with well. What the blazes did she know? She thought some olde English dude, William something or another was a great writer. Jeeze, I mean the guy was named after a fishing reel!) It seems this new auto repair shop opened up a couple of weeks ago and was busily repairing cars. Some guy walked in and asked if his car was ready? The manager looked at him and said. "Uh, do I know you?"
The man explained that he had left his Toyota for repairs, hadn't heard anything, and ... by the way. "Is my car ready?"
The owner searched his files and nothing. "Sir, when did you leave your vehicle here?"
"November. Is it ready?"
Not only was it not ready, the Toyota was nowhere to be seen. Subject to futher research it appears as if the previous shop either misplaced the vehicle or simply drove it away to parts unknown.
Which might lead one to ask. Would you leave your vehicle in a repair shop for THREE months without checking on it? That's a great way to run up a great big bill! As of this morning, still no Toy and one greatly upset owner. If there is a silver lining to the story ... the guy doesn't have a repair bill in hand either.
Okay, okay, hold down the wild cheering. So the tale isn't that good. What else does Randall know? Well, (that word again) I was looking through the Payson, Utah classified section checking out the price of condos. I do that for laughs, because there's no way in hades this dude could afford one. Anyway, nestled among the 895 per month, no dogs, no pets, no kids, no drinkers, yuppies only ... is an add for a Creative Writer. Is that us? Creative?
So I e-mailed a snappy paragraph, improvised a short story...did Steven King start out like that? Hey who knows, maybe the guy has a brother who recently misplaced a Toyoya.
Okay, okay I'm going. Say goodnight Randall.
Goodnight Randall
Rosemary - Just wanted to say it's nice to see you back. I had been thinking of you and wondered how you were getting along. I think that there are LOTS of Science fiction and Fantasy writers here. In fact I would have to bet that there are more of them, than there of anything else.
Take care you
Happy writing and reading to you
Rachel
Shadows in a Dream is not dead. I read the post over and didn't see any mention of it being dead. I however am trying to publish and that is no easy thing. I have gone round the block and discovered that novel writers need to deal not with the Writers Guild, but with the Writers Union, but you can't be a member of the writers union unless, yes, you guessed it, your published, so....
They may not accept unpublished writers, but they do offer us some information and make it avaliabel to us.
I have been having lots of fun and games and have even sent off my first queary letter. That's right, you should all cheer, Rachel the shy, Rachel the timid, Rachel the cowardly has bucked up and taken the plunge. Know what I have found? People are very nice and really helpful. They can't publish me, but the seem willing to point me in the right direction. I am discovering that people who I viewed as friends are laughing at my efforts and people who I thought would laugh at my efforts are turning out to be my staunch supporters. Life is strange. I feel so out of my depth with this, but it would appear to be a sink or swim sort of thing. If I want to get published I am going to have to find a way. Nobody is going to just come along and do it for me.
Do you know that according to the information that I found on the writers union site, that there are only 20 literary agents in Canada? Know what else? They aren't exactly in line to take me on. I don't care. I'm not giving up. I'm not sure how I feel about agents anyway, I'm really not.
I would like to again just let people know that if they can help me out with this in any way I would appreciate it. Any info that you have, will be gladly accepted.
Hummmmmmm, Now HEATHER (grins) You think about this one. If you saw Jon with a mouse, would you jump in to snatch it from his paws? If you saw Americo on a roll, would you ruin his fun? I doubt that very much. I didn't go along with this to torment anyone, I just played along because I was interested to see if anyone else would figure it out. My husband did, and he doesn't know who John McIntyre is. In fact he hardly ever reads this page. Ah well, I'm glad you aren't ticked with me. Honestly I also wanted to see if Allein or Jack would say anything, they didn't.
Allein - I will drop you a line over the next couple of days. My mind is taken up with searching for a publisher. I have found about two dozen contests that I think I'll enter, but not what I want (grrrrrrr). I wonder did you know who John McIntyre was?
Jack - Did you know?
I think I have gone on for long enough
Take care all
Rachel
PS - Randall - I really liked your story about the cats.
Yo WRYTEOUS*!
Allein, Avatar and other teenagers, got news for ya.Theres a contest for teenagers.Actually this news is a week old.Go to usaweekend.com for complete details.would be very happy :) to find a winner among us.
New word coined by me to denote righteos wry writers!
Everbody else, hope you all are as snowed in as I am.
Randall , I am finding your posts very interesting.
Especially the one about the cats on the farm.
Teekay,
Thou art fun.
Thou art the
Amusing one.
Keep it up,
and bring
in some Pun.
Gang: Correction please. Mama Cat leaped from the roof, with one kitten in her mouth at a time.
R
Hello everyone,
I just finished reading two books by an author I thought some on this page might be interested in. This site use to be predominately sci. Fi. and Fantasy but hopefully there are still some of us around.
The author is Diana Wynne Jones. The book I just finished is 'A Sudden Wild Magic' and the one before that was 'Secret Magic' (I think. I usually forget book titles before I get them back to the library.)
This is a British author and she has a lot of Young Adult Books out. They are being published in the U.S.A.
The pace is swift and the imagination astounding. In Secret Magic, there are some great scenes at a Si. Fi. Conference.(More like Star Treck Groups.) My sister now wants to go to the next one to come to town.
Writing wise, I'm starting classes on short stories next monday. I need something to give me a boost so I will finish my novel.
Write well and be strong,
Rosemary
Hi gang:
Am quite tired. Tried to add a set of headers to my Chevy pickup this afternoon...and failed. Yes, at my advanced age I still feel the "Need for speed" and add all the bolt on's I can. Quite right ladies, I suppose it's a guy thing.
Allein: Speaking of cats. I'm glad you asked! I grew up on a farm, well spent my summers there anyway. My grand parents, Pa and Ma always had plenty of cats around. The population was usually in flux, somewhere between four and forty.
I have fond memories of watching my grandfather head to the barn to milk at sunup, followed by the ENTIRE cat population. He would sit on the stool surrounded by a veritable pride of patient felines. My grandmother (Grandma & the Mexican) was patient to a point, but when the herd camped out on the top step she would heave a tea kettle of hot water through the screen and they scattered. No it didn't hurt 'em. Cats underfoot can be dangerous and cause elderly persons to fall.
Grandpa liked cats around. They kept the rodent population in line and, according to him kept the rattlesnakes away from the house. And there were plenty of buzz tails where they lived.
There was always a resident Mama Cat, head of the clan and furnished litter after litter after litter. Tom cats were abundant, but we hardly ever saw them. They were feral, dangerous to little kittens and some were huge. Sadly when the quail and dove population started to declined, Pa brought out the 22 rifle and killed every cat he saw away from the house. Sounds cruel to us, but large populations of feral cats will decimate doves, quail, red birds, mockingbirds, cottontail rabbits, etc. In nature food is everything, cats are predators and that, as they say, is that.
One long time Mama Cat nearly always had her litters on the roof under an overhang. We awaited "Kitten moving day," sometimes saw it, sometimes not. She would gather each kitten in her mouth, leap a good 15 feet to a tree and scramble 25' to the ground. Over a period of years this cat probably ferried 50 kittens or so to the ground. One morning I strolled outside to see one Mama Cat struggling to drag a large chicken snake into the yard. What struggles must have played out in dense brush as she fought and killed this 5' long snake.
So to wrap this up. Snakes are major predators and if the family compound includes chickens, ducks or other small farmyard animals...you kill them. Sorry if that offends anyone, but farm living in the boonies is pretty basic. One morning, while gathering eggs my brother and I caught a large chicken snake in the hen house eating eggs and dispatched him to snake heaven.
Along about midmorning Pa, my brother and yours truly were sitting on the back porch. In the grass lay the deceased chicken snake with a piece of twine around his neck and Pa holding the other end. A parade of four bob-tailed kittens, on patrol for adventure strolled by. Pa twitched the twine and the snake moved. The kittens alert for fun froze in mid step. Another twitch. They separated, and in formation began the stalk. Each kitten was belly deep in the grass, eyes wide, pupils enlarged, ears peaked, tiny paws quivering, eagerly approaching their natural enemy. Closer and closer...only inches away now. Pa jerked the twine hard, the dead snake leaped forward...
Oh yes Allein, cats are cool, that's why we humans call 'em Kats. A 2' vertical leap from a stationary position must be difficult to execute. Four kittens went straight up with a velocity that must have matched the space shuttle on throttle up. They tore away in a cloud of dust, but minutes later were peering around the corner of the barn. Soon the stalk began again.
Yes, I know it sounds trivial and trite. But the 50's were simple times and we were and are simple people. Cat's are indeed kool.
Bye all
Randall
Rachel - What's up with you lately? Haven't heard from you (on a personal level). ((((BIG HUGS))))
Heather - I dunno. *hugs*
Allein
BTW, Americo, why is S* dead? (oops, I mean JM?)
Gee, guys, you four knew the joke and didn't let us in on it - making it all the more fun to laugh, calling us gullible...I bet. Gee thanks. :--( I leave a little sad face, boy I feel corny (and frowning.) I don't feel mad at you Rachel, I don't know why! You were the first to claim John's ID
*sniff sniff*
but I still don't like it
Not one little bit!
Limerick of John:
There once was a man named Intyre
Who's voice was the target of fire
He stuck out his chin
But then slipped his foot in
While he laughed at the muck o'the mire.
GRRR.
Oh, by the way, I'm not THAT mad!
Just voicing my own disgust.
Did I say disgust?
Indignation.
AND I don't care, A* if it's not on the RIGHT DAY
Heather
Heather - See, I wasn't kidding. I am as much John McIntyre as Americo is (grins).
Americo - Hi you:)
Take care all
Rachel
Okay, skeptics. Swallow your little pride and your pretentious guess: John McIntyre exists and is dead.
John McIntyre is the collective name under which "Shadows in a Dream" will be published (if in English). I could not say that John McIntyre is or is not me because that would not be true. Even because he identified himself clearly: check his "e-mail address"-- im4. Read it allowed. That's him! The magnificent four: Jack, Allein, Rachel and yours truly. John McIntyre indeed!
The man only wanted to share his (lousy) poetry, his sense of humor and his love of language with you. He will not come back! Your loss, I'm sure.
Though sorry for this demise, I'll continue laughing at everything that is mere prejudice, narrow-mindedness or lack of imagination. That's my right as writer. Hope it's also yours.
Heather - Thank you for the welcome.
Guillame
Hi Guillame, forgot to say hello before :-)
Heather
Howard - Thank you for the welcome.
Rachel - Thank you also for the welcome.
Guillame
Rachel, did I ever tell you that you're a GENIUS? You certainly are, and a genius' genius, I might add...
Laughed aloud, rolling around precociously, oh, hmm this carpet needs a vacuuming... LOL!
I delight in all the postings, and Americo, even though a good head shrinking might be overdue for you, we love you anyway. Platonically of course. You can't get too close to a cat, and they are not human compatable in the ways you are wishing. Ha ha.
Allein - were all of the woman writers on this site Tom Boys at the helm of youth? THat says something I'm sure - just not quite sure what! But I still won't use the pseudoname of Jack Montgomery...! Or Billy C. Bennet, or Don Wilmot, or Harry Sinclair, or... to make up a few.
I was thinking of using a pseudoname at one point, when just starting my novel, (The name I was noodling with was 'Sidra Scott' - I liked it!) but I figured I should put on my brave socks and undies and use my real one. Then I was chatting with my best (female) friend, (my best male friend being my husband) and she said my maiden name would sound great as a writer's name, because my married name Myles - well, I don't know, I think it sounds funny as a writer's name - why? Can't really say! DUnno...
But anyway my maiden name is (here's the whole thing, God, it's long...) Heather Hamilton-Wright. And I have a middle name, and a name that I was given at birth by my biological mother too! No, I don't think anyone needs to know those, maybe later though. I can see why she would say it sounds like a writer's name, being that 'wright' is part of it... but it also has a ring to it, at least I thought so. Kids teased me about it in school,(called me ham or hamburger, and worse) and when I got my first chequing account - that's checking for you americans - it was a big pain to sign that name all the time... another thing is my last name didn't fit in those forms with the little squares so lots of things arrived to me with my last name as Hamilton-Wrig. or Wri. or they thought Hamilton was my middle name. Scary.
So anyway, how the heck did I get onto this topic?
off i go, talk later friends!
Heather
Guillame - Welcome:) I hope you don't let anyone scare you off. The notebook really is a very nice place. Very user friendly (merry laughter). Americo is a sweetie, don't let that wolf skin fool you, he is a lamb underneath. Well... Most of the time (grins).
Teekay - No sweat (grins). I don't take credit for what isn't mine (smiles). I really think I better get into the workbook! I just keep getting lost in my projects.
Randall - You my friend are not alone at all. I don't believe that you can write a true character, I mean a really true to life character and not fall in love with them, at least not a little. Sure, we know they aren't real, but in our minds they are there walking, talking, they have scents... Hum, sorry, got discracted (wicked little grin). Oh, yes, back to the matter at hand! I think that our minds and hearts are the proving ground for our characters and our stories. If we can't believe in this, then who else ever could, right? I know this guy, and I respect what he says about writing and he told me that you have to let yourself fall in love with the characters in a book. I think this is pretty true. I honestly hope you are kidding about the wife stuff. I have had moments when I have worried what my husband will think, so I ask him. I'm the direct sort. Just plow straight on and deal with things that come up. He just laughs and tells me to go make us a million bucks. He's a great guy.
Heather - I also was a Tom boy (grins), but I'm not sayin anything on the grounds that I could incriminate myself (merry laughter).
Americo - (I am laughing) Sure, yes, that's right! LISTEN EVERYONE!!!! I AM JOHN MCINTYRE! I am, I am, I really, really am. I am about as much John McIntyre as you are, how is that Mister smartie pants!
Take care all
Rachel
Americo - I did to welcome him:) I welcome everyone, at least I try to... I posted welcome to John (smiles to John) on Friday, January 21st. Dang, hope he didn't miss it too.
ALL - IF I HAVE MISSED ANY OF YOU - WELCOME (BIG, BRIGHT SMILE)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - sorry to shout.
Now I gotta go read the other posts!
John McIntyre - In case you did miss my welcome, here is another - WELCOME! And, you can go back and see that I made you welcomed yesterday (grins). Sometimes I am a little slow on the draw, but I'm always thinking it. What sort of happens to me, is that I just drop into the notebook sort of between paragraphs (grins). I will start to write a post and I'll pick up a thread or think of something I want to write and I'll have to go, go, go just as fast as I can. Sometimes I'll send the post I was working on, sometimes I just get rid of it. I just have to write, right at that very second and I can't wait, and then I'll forget about the posts I was reading (sorry guys). I can be a bit of a drifter of thoughts when I write. People tell me that, they can see when I'm writing. Cause, yah see I don't need a pen, paper or computer anyplace near me to be writing.
Okay, now I really am going off to read the posts. Oh, after one more thing (grins).
The wedding last night was great! My mum makes a pretty good Rev. This is the first thing I've gone out to. You seem I'm not a religious sort. It was nice to see her in action, and what action, the joining of two people I love. Teresa looked radiant, my neice Grace, who just came over from the Philipines, is wonderful and her name suites her well, full of Grace in mind, body and spirit. Raven, my little baby niece is a breathing wonder and I held her for hours. Their apartment, where they were married was HOT so not as many people were interested in wresteling the baby from me (laughter). In fact, they all knew that this was my first time to see Raven, and why I had not come (not wanting to put sick, sick germs on her). So they kept putting her into my arms. Oh, it was wonderful.
Take care all
Rachel
I was supposed to be sending the post below. But A* decided, in the last minute, to dispense with secretaries this once.
Pussy is still missing. I wonder if she is not betraying me with the awful John McIntyre in New York. I got some other girl to comfort me this afternoon -- after lunch and the soccer. I am resigned (and happy!).
Rachel, I noticed that you did not welcome John McIntyre to our Notebook. Could you be the man? I was told that in Canada they also spell correctly (sorry, in the English way). How about you, Steve? (and all the other Canadians that posted here in the past. This case is really tricky, no wonder Eddie cannot solve it. Ah, you also write in good English!!! Another suspect.)
I've been thinking about the dogma of the Holy Trinity. Is it possible that John McIntyre isn't just one but more individualities? His identity is certainly funny. What I can tell you for sure is that he is not me (I've always been with A* here, not in NYC -- though probably that would mean nothing.)
Cheerio! (Oh, dear, I'm using his farewell line.)
PS. Sometime ago I saw here an interesting invitation for a convention about Detective and Mystery novels in France (à la Maison Verte!). I would like to attend that. This strange case of John McIntyre is helping my mystery and detective writer skills. Knowing you, I'm sure I'll be the one to solve all this imbroglio. (Not that I care about the man. In my opinion he is Rachel.)
RHODA,
Americo asked me to tell you that he will only speak to you again if you publicly ask FORGIVENESS (not just an apology) for having abandoned the "Shadows" project. You commited yourself to collaborate in the final stage of "Shadows", and you left the project almost at the end, forcing him, after several months of hard work, to have to organize the book from scratch!
Why did you do that? Because, in his capacity as head editor, he asked you: a) first, to not delay your edits for so long as you were doing; be) to be more diligent with your edits, which you were lately sending almost without a correction and without a single word of comment.
You were awfully egoist, not minding to jeopardize a collective project and thinking only about yourself, forgetting that he also had a schedule.
He is ready to forgive you — depending on the honesty of your post, in which you are invited to state your reasons freely but with truth —, and hopes your message can become an example for anyone else here to keep his/her promises till the end.
I would do that, if I were you. That's your last chance of rehabilitation in his eyes, as a person and as a writer.
By the way, Americo never told you that you have no talent. He only advised you to give some more feeling to your character(s) (and you seemed to agree with that). But this can be for another day.
PS. He would not ask you to justify yourself publicly if you had not talked publicly about him and S*
____
HOWARD, you never thought that Americo is a Brazilian trying to sell you education packets, do you? Sousa is a well-spread name both in Brazil and Portugal.
Miauu. Hello Darlings.... how are you doing. you know I saw this place and I like it... I think I will stay here a little longer. . . . you know. the other cats say people are bad and boring... I think they are interesting and amusing. good day to you. and if someone have a fish here i'd love to eat it!
Hi everyone.
I just wrote a haiku in Japanese:
Ah! Chisai Mushi.
Watashi o mimasen,
Sukuishi mushi.
Translation for the Japanese impared (hey, politically correct)!:
Ah! Little bug,
I do not see it,
Squishy bug!
It's not a haiku in English, but it works in Japanese. I read a haiku once that said in English: If you hold a bird, it will poop in your hand. I don't know who came up with that one.
I played with all sorts of creepy crawlers when I was a kid - snakes, spiders, bugs, frogs (tadpoles) - you name it, I played with it. Now I don't like most of these things. I'm not scared of them - I just think they're disgusting. Although, I might like to own a Tarantula someday. But, it might make a meal of my gerbils and I hear it's not good for pets to have a high fat diet. I can hear my gerbils squeaking at me in anger. :)
Hema - Butterball, that's a name I didn't think of for my grandma's cat who weighs around 25 lbs. Her name is Maggie, but she has all sorts of other names - little sumo, tubby, tubbo, and jellyroll. She'd be a lovely cat if she were skinny. My friend Cliff has two large cats also, but they're Himalayan and are supposed to have a little extra weight I guess.
Heather - As hobbies, I enjoy writing (obviously), talking (started when I was one, haven't shut up since), hanging out with friends, SHOPPING!! and drawing. My neighbor wants me to sketch her cat - that cat is SPOILED. At first, she'd wipe him off with a baby wipe after he did his business and clean out the litter box every time. He gets table scraps and gourmet food. He's better off than my gerbils! I work on the school literary magazine called Visions. The first issue is coming out in a few weeks.
I remember my frustration with dresses and skirts - sometimes I liked dressing up though (I wasn't all tomboy). There was a nice little girl in there - somewhere. And now, there's a polite young lady in me - I think she's in hiding. Of course, the boys invented something called Friday Flip-up Day, in which, any girl wearing a skirt or dress on Friday would get it pulled up by a boy. Boys can be so juvenille at that age - still are at this age. But they just mature slower than girls. Though, even some of the girls are still immature.
Anyway, I have to go,
Bye bye,
Allein
great funny typos yeahhhhh
H
Hema! I can type lots and fast case I love it... just like everyone else here! :--) my smiley has a very long nose!
I thik i got really fast at typing when i took a computer course...and was bored.
Hi Everybody,
Allein,your catatonics are the best.
But the fact that you are able to play with a 5 month old kitten ,as you were telling Heather, is making me very jealous.
Some time ago when I found a stray, I picked him up and brought him home.He immediately inspected my sink..
he did not drink the milk that I put out for him.
He seemed very anxious to leave and made it clear that
he did not approve of my sloppiness.
I met a cat in a farm.He is a 4 year old and weighs atleast 12 lbs.He is white and is known by the name "Butterball".He is a rude snob and makes it clear that he is embarrassed of acknowledging me.His message to me is- Dont act familiar.
My mom had the good fortune of having a tom cat around.He is very used to us, and hates it when mom has
to go out.My mom likes to iron her dress again in the
last minute, which makes the cat guess that she's going out.To protest, he crumples up her dress and sits on it.
A man takes in a starving dog, feeds him and takes care of him. The dog thinks- Wow!This man has looked after me- He must be God!
The man then comes across a cat who mews pitifully, and takes care of him.That cat thinks- Wow , this man has taken care of me.I MUST BE GOD!
Ever seen how your favorite chair becomes the rightfull
spot for your cat? My mom could not remove the cat even for the New year's eve party from his new found chair.
Heather , Man can you type!
See you all.bye
the post below is not supposed to look like it says
I read Japanese...
it is supposed to be (past tense) read Japanese club and...kittens and...
Heather
Allein - so good to know you're feeling fine! I was a Tomboy too, for a long while, and I dare say, I used to beat all the boys at hockey and cricket and sometimes even baseball! One of the guys I used to beat at hockey all the time (got hat trickS and he didn't) well, he went and got into the OHL (Ontario Hockey league - the one before NHL) and would have gone on to the NHL if he hadn't had tradgedy befall him. And I used to beat him all the time na na na na na to him. His buddy I also beat too, his father was the coach of the Soo Grey Hounds (OHL) at that time, and then went to FLA to coach NHL, and then later to Edmonton! (Terry Crisp)...so I guess I wasn't too bad a player for being a girl. Wish they had had girl's leagues when I played...I think I might have gone farther. Farther meaning played into my late teens, maybe University team - they have em now, but I'll be darned if they didn't frown on that then. GRRR. Wasn't meant to be, that's how I have to look at it!
Cause I can't go back now, too long since I've donned a pair of skates and sailed across the ice with a mouthguard in my teeth, the stick poised for one of my favourite wrist shots on goal... Used to love checking the guys, right into (and once or twice right over) the boards! OOOPH! And yeah, I got my share of the boards too. The guys weren't afraid to give it their full weight with me, I could take it -- at least then!(well, I did whine when i cracked a bunch of ribs) Loved football too, but they wanted me to cheerlead instead so I tried it and I thought why should we have to wear skirts at all? they just fly up when you do flips and kicks. So I got fired off the squad for not wearing mine! those stupid skirts are so short there is no point anyway, I dont see the problem...guess i should have tucked in my shirt though, cause I might as well have not worn the top either that day! OK NOW THAT IS TOO MUCH INFORMATION
but it was funny when it happened and I needed a good excuse to get kicked off the squad. Much rather roll in the mud after the football, then go kicking it to high heaven. Loved soccer too, was on the swim team, all that jazz. But I loved to play the sports, hard strenuous, not caring what i looked like, (a boy with pigtails?) not even noticing if anyone looked anyway, just out there loving the game. And I dont like to watch it on TV because i miss it so much.
and it's uselss to just watch and kill the desire to play it. so when i am in form to play again, (i can do some, like tennis with the kids, and kicking a ball around, etc...)I will start back at it.
and so many other interests and things I did when I was young! Probably why I still have so many different things I do now. Painting, writing, etc...how about you Allein? Do you still have ten million interests too? I read Japanese
club, and playing with kittens! That's fun but I dont like the teeth in my fingers. I have to save these hands.
Tell me all the pastimes and such you do!
While everyone else is at it, post and tell us your hobbies (other than the obvious) and just for Americo, post some outrageous goofball ones too - just for a laugh or Americo and his many personas can let us in on some wild hobbies of his own...
let's see, in my spare time I bungee jump from telephone poles, usually up Dead Highwayman's road, there the poles are at the edge of a cliff. Only problem is the thicket of prickles below...
Heather
Heather - I'm still around. I was at school today, then after school was Japanese club, and after that I went to play with my neighbor's kitten. He's five months old and soooo cute! His name is Ralph. He likes it when you take a laser pen and move the red light around on the floor. He chases it and just goes baserk - like psycho kitty. We've been friends with these neighbors since we moved here which was 13 or 14 years ago. They had a boy - Marc - who was three years older than me and we used to play together. He taught me how to make forts in the woods, how to ride a bike, rollerblade, wrestle, spit and swear. I was a bit of a tomboy when I was growing up. There weren't many girls on my street and the two around my age I wasn't really friends with because they were too "girly". So, I played with the boys back in the woods. About seventh grade I began to act and think more like a girl. I remember entering puberty at age 10 and that was terrible. Everyone accused me of stuffing my bra - they were just jealous because they didn't have anything. Because of my years as a tomboy, at least I'm not a wimp and I'm independant. I'm also surpised when guys show chivelry. My date at a dance last year opened doors for me, pulled out chairs and everything. It surprised me because there are so few gentlemen in the world these days (somehow, all the ones I know seemed to come across this website). My boyfriend is nice but he knows about the women's movement and lets me have some independence.
Rhoda - Don't mind Americo - I know he's weird. So am I, that's probably why we're such good friends. :) He's a really nice person.
Jon - I give you a scratch behind the ears and a hug.
And now for your reading pleasure, some cat quotes:
"A cat's purr is the sound of it generating cute."
"Actually, cats are QUITE good at domesticating people."
"The ancient Egyptians treated cats like gods - they have never forgotten this."
"All I need to know I learned from my cat."
"There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast."
"Dogs believe they are human. Cats believe they are God."
"My husband said it was him or the cat ... I miss him sometimes."
"Cats aren't clean, they're just covered with cat spit."
"Cat philosophy: When in doubt, cop an attitude."
"9 out of 10 cats prefer hamsters."
"CATS: Women love cats. Men say they love cats, but when women aren't looking, men kick cats."
"Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later."
"People that hate cats, will come back as mice in their next life."
"Some people say that cats are sneaky, evil, and cruel. True, and they have many other fine qualities as well."
Well, I think that's all for now.
Bye bye people,
Allein
Eddie! Just read your new addition to SM** and I liked it very much! Oh, I want to snuggle that wee lad up, and hug 'im all better for that bad whippin' he got from his Da. Makes me cringe so, ta hear about them things.
(But it sure aroused the imagery and I could smell the crab and shrimp on the small open fire, by the sea side, and mud..too)
Howard, where's Annie, did it go in the short story section of the WB? I'll assume it did, no need to reply!
'night all (I think) more writin' to do 'fore the night is through, and I am doubling up my exhaustion.
Heather
Greetings,
Howard - just came from the workbook - read Annie - very good!
Will keep checking in from time to time, maybe even come up with another short.
Jerry
Hello, all! Just flew in the door from work (the rotten time stealing device that it is...stealing time from my real occupation besides mothering - NO not posting! real WRITING!) And... And I see lots of posts to entertain me.
Hi Avatar, haven't had a chance to meet you on the notebook yet, I hear you've made a comeback from a long while ago! Nice to meet you.
Eddie! Did you say you posted another J.D. adventure? Yahooooo! Awesome!
Teekay - I didn't think it was sarcastic but thank you for making sure I knew it wasn't! You're sweet! I would be GLAD and HAPPY to read another of your stories!!! Send on the troops!
Howard - glad you'll post Annie in the workbook! You know I think that story is terrific!
Randall - I think I have feelings (besides the normal ones we have for our characters) for my leading male character.
(I know Americo was hoping I'd say my female protagonist, he is so mischievious - uh - wait, catschevious)
Anyway, it's not just you - but then some of this guy's physical attributes, well, can I just sigh? 'Nough said.
I think it has much more to do with his mannerisms and what he says though. (Don't you all say 'oh, sure'!)
I wouldn't say I'm in love with the character, but I sure could get there - have to shake myself and watch my writing hand... heh heh. If it gives you that much trouble at home, consider changing her to look more like your wife! Ha ha ha!
Rhoda - I agree that Americo is talented and a great person. I think he adds spice to the page - just find it a bit of a(n) harumph! grrrr. when I welcome someone and it's just one of Americo's figment characters...
John McIntyre, real or imagined: Write more poetry, about the other notebookers now. Come on.
Has anyone heard from Allein lately? She posted once yesterday...
I had a funny feeling Jon and Pussy were Americo from when I started reading the posts, just before I joined in the fun. The style says it all.
Jerry - our thoughts are with you and your wife! Hope you come back to post soon!
Hema, how are you?
That's the same for everyone out there - how y'all doin'?
I'm here, standing by.
well, I might trail off for a few hours, to write, and then I'll come back and read again!
Rest easy, with the down of feathers to tickle thee.
Hope I didn't miss anyone - and if I did I'm sorry!
Heather
HEATHER:- The post I thought posted sounded a bit sarcastic, but for some reason it didn't post, which would have been fine if it hadn't, but I didn't know that it hadn't so I had to post the smiley faces so you'd know it wasn't meant to sound sarcastic. The message was this: Heather I really wanted to thankyou on that information so...thanks.
Now read again with the smiley face. Heather I really wanted to thank you on that information so...thanks:)
See the difference? Without the smiley face it is MEAN!
I agree, my story reads much better that way. I have another if your interested.
HEMA:- I am fun. I think. I would like to be fun. I amuse myself.
RACHEL:- You don't know how glad I am that you didn't copyright that laugh. Thankyou.
EDDIE:- I'm so glad you've posted another story. I've saved it to read later. I want to spoil my self when I do this. You know cuppa tea, biccies. I think we need a few more stories.
The posts are sooooo long that I've really not been able to read thru them properly. You watch I'll come across one I really want to comment on then have to wait till I'm on line again. I HATE WAITING!
JOHN MC INTYRE IS...lurking in the shadows if I am correct. Which I'm pretty sure I am.
Bye y'all.
Hi gang:
STOP! STOP! Please! My head is hurting with all the discussions regarding JM and Americo and et.al. I know Americo, have known him for years. Well...if not him then I know the personality. Yes, he toys with us (or you perhaps) :-) but Americo makes us think, by deriding the things he dislikes...or likes! You see, a diet of rational thought often enters into the rut of terminal boredom. You know, a trench of medicoricty (is that spelled right?). Life is like that, only in the mind of the very young are all things cohesive. Disruption, like it or not is the father of creation. Kinda like the Big Bang I suppose. Americo...whoever he or she, let's not forget that, stirs the pot and when it settles he/she stirs it again. Stew like chili or beans must be stired or it burns on the bottom.
Or burns your bottom. (Sorry, losing track. Once you get past 50 it's all over.) So Americo, keep stiring old buddy!
I hesitate to interrupt the flow of conversation but may I discuss a problem I am having? A woman problem. No, not my wife of 20 years...but the dreaded OTHER woman problem. Ever have trouble with the characters in your work? Perhaps one takes over the novel, demanding more and more attention? Well, a lady in mine has and I have fallen in love with her. Yes, yes it can happen. I now have a loving wife AND a mistress who exists solely in mind and book.
Good Lord Randall!!!! If that ain't the biggest mess of horse droppings I ever...
How not? She was created from within me. It stands to reason that an author would assign certain aspects of physical beauty and mental awareness to females in his work. The movie WEIRD SCIENCE explored this several years ago with the delicious Kelly LeBrock. :-) GRRRR Pant-Pant-Pant GRRRR.
Sorry, lost my grip there.
Still with me? How about you ladies, Rachel, Rhonda, Heather, Allein, Teekay. Have you fallen in love with guys created in your mind and assigned tasks in your novels? I look for my heroine EVERY day of the week. Ocassionally I see her, usually just a fleeting glance. I saw her in Wal Mart last month as we bought groceries. Nearly crashed the buggy gaping as she dissapeared from view. (Sigh) I believe she is toying with me.
My wife thinks I'm nucking futs and promises a messy divorce. What to do? What to do? Is writing suppose to be like this? You guys are worried about good old boy Americo? I should have your problems :-)
Oh, her name? You see it every post. Star Tiki, Navajo.
Gotta go, work tomorrow.
Randall
Rhonda: Did you get my e-mail a week or so ago. No big deal, I just needed a shoulder to cry on. By the way lady, I have found a Navajo writer and he promises to stay in touch.
Guillaume -- Welcome (you too, Hema)! And this *is* a friendly page, just like a family where all the kiddies and cats and dogs squabble a bit once in a while. But no one is serious, except for Charlene, but she never says anything anyway, so you'd never know.
I get a bit disturbed once in a while when Americo takes too lightly the name of our Lord -- if he only knew what that name means to those of us who know Him! But He expects that, and He doesn't get angry, so how can I?
I'll post "Annie" soon, have to go pick up my granddaughter right now.
'bye
howard
Eddie French - Let me laugh. I can see where this implication and assumption on your behalf is based, but, I assure you, it has no basis.
I am an emerging writer. I had thought this was a friendly page, perhaps I am mistaken.
Good evening
Guillaume V.
Jon - I am here you wicked cat. You have not been paying me enough attention. Come to bring all of my best loved treats and we will see if we can come to terms. Come and read to me from your book of words. I will purrrrrrrr with contentment.
Oh oh.....Not again!
I have been reading over these posts for quite some time and I begin to wonder about you people. I am the man of the long sword. I will take this John McIntyre and I will take Jon, or any other who would think that they have even a glimmering of knowledge about the art of the sword and I would teach them a most amusing lesson.
I have been reading over these posts for quite some time and I begin to wonder about you people. I am the man of the long sword. I will take this John McIntyre and I will take Jon, or any other who would think that they have even a glimmering of knowledge about the art of the sword and I would teach them a most amusing lesson.
I have come to the conclusion that I no longer care who JM is. It was entertaining for a while and I enjoyed the mystery and the fun.
Nothing lasts for ever. Here's to the next mystery.
Episode six of young J.D. has just been posted. The title is: The Iron Graveyard
I hope you enjoy your day